clairvorant:

I Miss You - Blink 182

clairvorant:

I Miss You - Blink 182

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justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

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flaxbro:

one time when i was trying to order a footlong meatball sub at Subway i accidentally called it a “football meatlong” and the employee laughed at me and every time i came in to Subway after that she would say “football meatlong?” and it fucked me up

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werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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shugarskull:

the-fittest-bitch:

cyb3ranthy:

white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

*Tells racist joke to black guy’s face* “It’s just a prank!” 
White people on youtube: They’re such animals.

this is fucking disgusting. I hope this guy gets more than a punch in the face. 

This is a reoccurring thing. White males keep doing “pranks” specially to antagonize black men. I wonder if they’re being payed off by cops to further spread the image of “dangerous” black man.

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lizclimo:

Charlotte’s Web of Contempt. 

lizclimo:

Charlotte’s Web of Contempt. 

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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

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mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever changes 

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